Frank

Well, hello my avid readers! I see that you have chosen to waste your time(time that could be spent cleaning your house or doing homework) reading my shocking words of infinite wisdom. I think you should know that you have made the right choice, as opposed to the left one. You probably don't know me, or at least I sure as hell hope you don't. That would be creepy and just altogether catastrophic. I don't really read blogs or anything, so I guess I'll start this however I see fit... My name might be Caitlyn, or it might be Elijah. That's none of your god damned business though. I am an egotistical American teenager, which you might have guessed by looking at my blog title. I don't know if people actually look at those or if they just click on random links until they find something cool and meaningful. As well as being an egotistical American teenager, I also happen to be quite an adequate artist. You may end up seeing some adequate art at a later date. Or you may not. Now that all of the frivolous pleasantries have been accomplished, let's move one to more interesting matters. Today I went on an adventure. This was an adventure where I followed a path to see where it would go and ended up at the top of a tall mountain looking over a huge forest. Rain was making its presence known by embedding itself in my favorite ugly sweater and thus causing my body to feel rather chilly. I didn't notice this for a while though and frolicked on through my own little world of forest and came across a road, I started following that to see where it would go. It wasn't long before what had once been a slight case of chillyness had morphed into this horrific episode of absolute frigidity. I decided to return to my usual dwelling and discovered that I was far too lazy to go back the way I came so I spent a good half hour trying to find an easier way back. I eventually found another path that was populated by fallen trees that I had to climb all over. I did end up getting myself home in one piece, and I shall treasure this day on the internet forever. Or at least until something more interesting happens to me!